+ Holy shit, pretty soon I’m going to actually have to go through labor.
+ EPIDRUAL, EPIDURAL, EPIDURAL.
+ Why does heartburn have to hurt so bad? My throat is literally on fire, like after every meal.
+ Try not to drop anything on the floor, because if you do, it’s gone forever.
+ Getting up from bed/the couch – imagine a turtle that is flipped over on it’s shell. That’s how it feels (and also how it looks).
+ Baby moving- the most amazing, yet at the same time kinda creepy feeling in probably the entire world.
+ Swelling, why?! Missing my wedding rings, bad.
+ I don’t think it’s physically possible to get any bigger, yet I know it’s coming.
+ Starving, but get full off 2-3 bits of something…. then starving again 15 min later …
+ Belly button…it’s started to pop out and every morning I wake up dreading what it might look like.
+ Welp, we’re back to having to pee every 10 minutes.
+ Now I know what a kick in the ribs feels like….